Eurovision 2024 – The Flight to Malmö!

Stansted Airport, Gate 56, 9:14am

Hurrah! I’m on the plane! Eurovision fans everywhere! I wonder when the crew will start singing EUPHORIA…

So far sadly it’s only Ryanair’s abysmal ‘getting on the plane’ music. And a Spanish member of the crew shouting at everyone, in a Franco-esque manner, to sit the f**k down..! He’s cute but that’s about his only redeeming feature.

Beyond that I am amazed how many, or how little to be honest, travellers understand the correct technicalities of shoving a suitcase into an overhead locker in the appropriate way…

My Spanish cabin crew amigo is close to a nervous breakdown!

Well, see y’all in Copenhagen! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

Published by Frank Loman

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